Step 1. How to Date Yourself: A Naive Approach to Self Discovery.
Date yourself. Sounds like a simple concept, right? It should be a rewarding time of self reflection and learning about one self. However, for those who know me, this is going to be painful and overall agonizing for everyone. The first few words from my friend, Sasha, were ' You're going to have a meltdown. Literally, you will melt down.' Naturally, the bullheadedness in me wants to rise up to the impossible challenge . Background: A couple months back, my 3.5 year disfunction ended when The Black Knight decided that he found the Golden Vagina aka the girl who is better than me. Side note: I'm crass at times and unapologetically so. Also, these are PC nicknames. The ones that are actually used are not so kind. *cough* BoxTroll Three FAQ people probably have about the Black Knight. 1) Is he black?: By no means in any sense of the word; below or above the belt. The nick name is play on of Lancelot aka the White Knight. One thing I will admit ...